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Vendor Biography
Hello, darling troublemakers of style!
I’m Milla, the mad scientist behind Up the Wazoo Apparel: a handcrafted brand where art crash-lands into fashion, and together they set off fireworks. My world is unapologetically bold, joyously chaotic, and louder than a karaoke machine at 3AM.
Here’s the deal: I don’t do “neutral basics.” I don’t do “quiet luxury.” I create handmade jewelry, clothing, and accessories that practically scream across the room, “Notice me, babe!” Every piece is designed to be an instant conversation starter, a color-soaked rebellion, and a love letter to everyone who refuses to live life in beige.
I believe in breaking boundaries, bending rules, and overdressing for literally everything. Even taking out the trash can be a runway moment! Life’s too short for dull outfits, so why not dress like a pop video extra who accidentally wandered into an art museum?
✨ You can shop all my wild creations online: upthewazoo.store
✨ Or hunt them down from fabulous retailers near and far:
FINLAND
HELSINKI:
@lovitofficial – Hämeentie 133
HYVINKÄÄ:
@lahjankammari – Kauppalankatu 3-5
MIKKELI:
@torpakka
TURKU:
@bienpuoti – B-galleria, Aninkaistenkatu 5 L 5
PORTUGAL
PORTO:
@studio_sparks_store – Rua Damião de Góis n69
So, if you’re ready to swap “playing it safe” for “playing it fabulous,” welcome aboard. This brand isn’t just about fashion, it’s about declaring with your whole body: I exist, and I refuse to be wallpaper.
✨ And just to make sure you don’t miss any swanky parties, subscribe to my newsletter here: in Finnish
With color-drenched love,
Milla / Up the Wazoo Apparel